Does anyone blog anymore? That’s my question. And I haven’t been posting to this blog (or anywhere) in a long time. I happen to be writing a ton of stuff right now so, I thought, “eh, a blog post isn’t so hard.” But then I wondered whether anyone reads blogs anymore. Honestly you don’t hear very much about the “blogosphere” anymore.
Come to think of it, I haven’t read any blogs lately. Actually, I have no memory of the last 5 years. Has there been a zombie apocalypse in the blogosphere?! Where are the survivors! Why I am I still here! Where is my sawed off shotgun?!! HELP! HELP! HELP!
–I really hope this is entertaining because I’m making a fool of myself–
PHONE HOME!!!! BLOG-O-SPHERE PHONE HOME!
Ok, that’s out of my system. Aaaahhhh… How ya doing? I’m glad we’re all not dead or un-dead or any un-holy version of deadness you can conjure. Thanks for being alive. And thanks for reading this. I like you.